Age: Why do you need to know that?!

Position: Very good at lying down

Most likely to say: “Don’t forget to get a receipt”

Skills: Good at making coffee and tidying the office

Likes: Sleep, food, laughing

Dislikes: Not having enough sleep, food or laughter

Strengths: Organised and good at chasing people for money

Weaknesses: Hearing the words ‘cafe, pub, carvery, nandos or subway’

Claim to Fame: Once new someone, who knew someone else, who saw one of the actors from Corrie doing some shopping in Stourbridge

 
Age: Is just a tag

Position: Every position imaginable

Most likely to say: “Where’s my keys… has anybody seen my bag… caah me!”

Skills: Cooks a mean baked potato…

Likes: Food

Dislikes: PMT

Strengths: I don’t look my age

Weaknesses: Food… if I don’t eat on a regular basis I’m vile

Claim to Fame: Once new someone who went to a party and Robert Plant was there

 
Age: Unknown

Position: The Lotus

Most likely to say: “I don’t get it?”

Skills: Too many to write down

Likes: Toast, tea, animals and most food

Dislikes: Cruelty to animals and football

Strengths: Friendly and approachable

Weaknesses: Friends who encourage me to go for a ‘cheeky half’

Claim to Fame: Knows someone who lives in Wombourne where the Owl from Harry Potter came from